What's on your mug?

People who: (1) Behave "friendly" to students whom they first meet {WARNING: THEY ARE FAKE NICE PEOPLE}. (2) Start giving hard as heck homework to them (3) Subtly kill students by homework, then (4) Directly kill students by homework (5) Announce the exam dates with glee (6) Give them stress by including notes which aren't even in the goddamn syllabi and sends them to hell (7) Do nothing but giving homework, dont even know how to teach They do this much of these, but NEVER get karma.

Yikes, why are teachers so double-faced... Oh PLEASE, our math teacher doesn't even know what is teaching.

By BTS_Lover07

There is a 50 percent chance that hes a white fat guy. The teachers teach and most of time they suck at it They handle kids like how they treat technology Scream how useless they are.

Student 1: Teachers suck Student 2: Well yes but teachers are a staple of society . Student 1: Shut up nerd.

By 6th Grader Teacher

An excellent British TV show, which began in 2001 and has gone from strength to strength. Sort of comedy, it's in a similar style to Peep Showand The Office.

Teachers is one of the best shows on Channel 4.

By Jon K

they have eyes in the bach of their heads so they can see everything you do and when they no somthing about you they dont leave it!!! (do u miss baker) they cast spells on random kids so that they become boffs and get the mic taken. they watch your everystep and give you freaky looks down their long pointy noses with there black square glasses (or gold round ones in the case of chicken woman who holds up her trousers with a tape measure!)

teacher: what is 394567 x 394567 kid: 155683117511 kid: how the fuck did i know that teacher: i put a spell on you kid: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

By mia xXx

An adult with a degree to teach subjects and say... "The bell doesn't dismiss you. I dismiss you." And "Why are you packing your stuff.?We still have have 5 minutes of class, so open your textbook and do your work!" And "Oh your talking in class? Share what you said to the class. Come on. If it's important to discuss while I'm talking in class, it must be important enough to share with the class."

Student: Man, I can't wait to go home. Teacher: Detention. Student: I hate teachers.

By It'sRainingCatsAndDogs