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a verb the act of spooning with an erection

Steve sporked with Sally last night

By matt sizzle

The spermy cork that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Spork flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.

I blew my spork and pissed all over the toilet seat!

By darealjz

An ancient deadly weapon

Fuck he's got a spork!

By WaNkMaStA tEaPoT + Co.

1. In the fooly cooly series, it means Cleavage. Feel free to yell it out whenever you see huge tits. 2. A spoon and a fork combined to make the ultimate TV dinner experience!

1. *Stacked girl walks by* "SPORK!" 2. Thank god for this spork. Now I don't have to reach my fat ass across the room!

By flclimax1

1. A crossbreed between the fork and the spoon invented in the 1940's to handle a crisis in Japan. 2.Alternate uses:weapons for countries who can't afford guns, Sporkinator (action figure), and hang from rear view mirrors

In modern society, it is important to ensure that you do not offend anyone with your spork. So please, only use sporks when the meal calls for them. Serving sporks with no suitable alternative is not acceptable when soups or sauces are a dominant portion of the meal in question. As far as placesetting with your spork, simply substitute the dinner fork with the spork, leaving the knife and the salad fork present (eat lettuce with a spork? never!). You may wish to leave the spoon present in case their are "spork-ignorant" guests. When using a spork to eat mashed potatoes out of a styrofoam container, it is common courtesy to leave a little "spork waste" at the bottom rather than scrape the styrofoam with the spork to get every last morsel. If you must have every little bit of potato, please use your finger.

By kevin