(Universal) The first and most popular sport in the world. The National Sport of every country in the known world (exept USA and Canada) No other sport can surpass this game.
Soccer is my favorite sport, and the same goes for the whole freakin world!
By Benny
The most famous sport in the world , 2 teams of 11 players each using any part of the body except the hands and the arms to put a ball into the net . Players needs to be very skillful: dribbling ,accurate passing ,tackling ,heading and ball control . Soccer is the king of all sports .
Great soccer players includes maradona ,pele,ronaldo ,van basten ,zidane and vanessen amongst many others
By van 007
Europeans run around and pretend to get hurt for 90 minutes
Guy One: Did you catch that crazy soccer game last night? Guy Two: Sorry, I'm not gay.
By UsedPizza
... is to sport like riverdance is to the performing arts. Yes, it does take some skill, they don't use their arms AND it is incredibly boring. Also known for - players taking melodramatic dives to get a penalty - curing insomnea - having only 3 real rules, one of which no-one can actually explain (off side) - fans who start riots Thank God for William Webb Ellis, the first soccer player to realise how stupid the game was and picked up the ball. If you want to keep a ball in the air for 10 minutes, buy a hackeysack. That's as relevant to playing soccer as spinning a basketball on one finger is to playing basketball. It's not all bad. After all, without soccer, there'd be no "soccer mums" and you know you like them !
I went to a soccer game the other day and fell asleep instantly. At full time my friend woke me. I asked if I had missed anything and he said "nil all draw - but the grass grew a bit". Next time I'll go to something entertaining, like Netball, Rugby League, Hockey (ice or field), Lingerie League etc.
By E_Z_Fleece
Its called football, dumbass
USA: Let's play soccer Rest of the world: STFU ITS FOOTBALL
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