What's on your mug?

Short meat or small meat.

"You I heard Jake has a little dick!" "Yeah dude, he's got a shmeat..."

By OnlyAtWalmart

a word used to describe anything dumb or pointless

brian likes to eat shmeatza pizza his hobby is shmeating he feasts on shmeat

By alfano

Super tiny dick

Jay has a super shmeat.

By Abby____lololox

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

By Matt

A small penis. But the correct spelling is shmete

Chris Renteria has a shmeat.

By Simple Jack69