When something just goes wrong...really, really wrong. "'Shyte' the bed" in limey.
1) Sorry I was late. My car just shit the bed on the way over. 2) If your friends shit the bed and don't get us out of Harlem in the Klan costumes... 3) Last night I thought I had to fart, but I shit the bed instead. Use "Shyte" the bed" if you're limey.
By Tenacious Faulker
to die or break down
My car shit the bed this morning.
By brian
Something that is truly unbelievable and not good. An event or occurance that is stunning, and not positive.
Joe forgot to bring the beer......... SHIT THE BED!!!
By HollafortheDolla
1, To express being shocked or amazed by something. 2. What you would say to a work colleague who arrives much too early for work in the morning.
1, "I couldn't believe it, I totally shit the bed" 2. "What are you doing here so early? Did you shit the bed or something?!"
By Alfow
1. A phrase that has become synonymous with "pro" poker player and pseudo-baller Micon on his very own poker forum, NWP. 2. To make unsound business decisions, squander your funds and the funds of others, and generally fuck up your life at every turn. (See previous definition as prime example.)
Damn....Micon done shit the bed again??!!!
By micon's ego