(verb) to make outrageous homophobic statements in order to conceal one's true sexuality. (noun) one who santorums.
Jeff: Yo man did Mike tell you he hooked up with 3 chicks last night? Chris: He told me five. Are you sure he's not just a Santorum?
By angry Christian
The frothy mix of lubricant, semen and fecal matter that is the byproduct of anal sex.
You should wipe that Santorum up before it stains those sheets.
By Gofa Cureself
The Cure To Gingrich Disease
This Santorum got rid of my Gingrich
By OBAMNEYRICHTORUM.,
A mental health facility for individuals who base their reality and decision making on advice from imaginary friends. Literally, the voices in their heads tell them what to do.
"We had to put granddad in a santorum. He tried to suffocate grandma with a pillow because the voices in his head said that she is a soul sucking demon."
By Ronald Reagan's Ghost
A former Senator of PA.
Santorum got pwned in the 2006 election.
By bring