When a girl has diarrhea, and shits into a condom then freezes it overnight and the next day use it as a dildo.
Girl 1: "I got a new sex toy wanna see?" Girl 2: "Sure" *goes into freezer* Girl 2: "What is that?" Girl 1: "A rusty trumpet"
By Justen9601
A penis with many warts/scars on it. A severely aged penis.
"Hey Sally, I unzipped my boyfriends pants the other day only to find out he had a rusty trumpet, so I dumped him on the spot." "Old people don't have sex because old men get rusty trumpet."
By Ginger Loaf
donald trump below the rust belt of america
damn our president is a good rusty trumpet.
By bentgenius
A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs
“Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire” “You mean rusty trombone?” “Shut the fuck up”
By Pepepoopoobitch
What trump calls his dick.
"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? " "It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"
By rustytrumpetlover