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Dont be embarrassed ladies guys like varts!! :-D

Like a burp after a good meal

By Chevy

Pronunciation /ka-wee-f/ Verb 1. To fart out of a vagina (literal). 2. To make an embarrassing mistake; past tense (queefed). 3. An act of being really stressed out and and/or shook. Noun 4. A very weird male or female that is usually awkward and embarrassing to be around. Exclamation 5. Used to express embarrassment.

1. My vagina is so loose I am queefing more often. 2. Oh my gosh I just queefed! I literally forgot my wallet for the third time. Can you give me coin? 3. I am actually queefing. Cardi B’s performance at the Grammy’s is so iconic. 4. Everyone at my computer science class are queefs. 5. *Drops book* queef...

By Queefology

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.

By Jeff

A pussy fart!

She queefed on my chode.

By Lover

some hoe farting out their vagina

uh oh, queefy

By d5unk