The true idol of Spain. The cream of the crop. A god amongst men. Everyone looks up to him. Many follow in his foot steps. Few gain what he has accomplished. Many dream to be even part of him. Simps for many and is simped by many.
Denis: have you seen potat he’s so hot Hades: he’s truly a chad Potat: *breaths* Everyone: *drools*
By Father of jazz
A baked potato, specifically a baked potato that is sliced in half and loaded with salt. Designed specifically to be eaten by hand without utensils.
Man #1: dude, I’m so hungry, and I don’t have a fork or plate, what do I do? Man #2: don’t worry buddy, they have potats today for lunch, you aren’t gonna need no utensils!
By Dr. Heinz Doof
To fuck a cactus and floss your teeth with a noodle at the same time while a donkey sucks your ear and shoved his toes in your ass
I just had a potat
By Djdjdjsskske
A potat is a potato, but an alive one, like you
Potats will take over the world one day..
By homygar
Cutie
They are such a Potat.
By Daddy69er