What's on your mug?

A person standing on a porch being a dick to others.

Yo Jeff is being a porch dick

By jay247

When a guy sits on his porch people watching and tries to make casual conversation with the people walking by.

"Dude I was walking past bobs house yesterday, God he's such a porch dick"

By Huppalyssa

The act of sitting uppon a stoop primarily on a porch whilst proceeding to act as a large dong

Old crotchety man: get off my lawn passerby: oh stop being a porch dick and go do something with the time u have left.

By truly. me

When a creepy man on a porch is being or is a dick.(occurs most often at night)

My friends and I were walking at night and at this house there was such a porch dick

By Alan Filter

Someone who sits on their front porch at home and acts like a cocky douche

Man, mike is a real porch dick on the weekends

By tubajoe