Heron
Death
Person 1: Hey Alex, what's Heron? Person 2: Oh, that's death trying to play a trick on morons that buy it by changing the word Heroin to Heron. It's the same thing: Death. Person 1: Why is there so much death? Person 2: It seems our fellow citizens have acquired a taste for it. And some have acquired the unhealthy taste for dishing it out. Simple as that.
By rg84