What's on your mug?

A little dick

Last night I was going to fuck Carlos till he wiped out a cockroach.

By kyaaaal

Where the fric did they all go. It used to be an actual epidemic and now they are all suddenly gone. Why is no one talking about this??? Aliens are real

Oh hey look a cockroach and it's the year 1978.

By Karen Withakay

Employees of Westmount during the coronavirus.

“Hey all the blue collars are home in quarantine. Except the westmount cockroaches. They survive everything. “

By Em1civic

a small unattractive person with an attitude to match.

The neighbor is a real cockroach. Not only is she a little twit, but she has a personality to match.

By Martin Lizerbram

Hawaiian pidgin English. Means "steal".

Eh? Who went cockroach my pen?

By Dave Spielman