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brown nose

Origin: results when waking up in the middle of the night to eat out your girlfriend or significant other's private anal area; only to find they had passed wet [gas] leaving the [person] performing [oral] service covered with brown debris. Verb: means having a bad day, fucked over, or being treated badly Also: Brown nosed, brown noseying

Having a bad day: How was your day [bro]? Fuck dude, I got brown nosed the entired day. My boss kept being a cunt to me all day. Yelling at me and asking me to do tons of useless [bullshit] work. Getting fucked over: Dude, you just got another 4 hours of work at 10 pm on [Friday], and you've been here since 6 am. You got brown nosed, ha ha [Bro], I drank a lot last night. I'm fucking brown nosed today. Getting screwed: If two bros work together for the same boss: [Bro], I work less than you, leave earlier every day and I got a phat raise. You got brown nosed--no raise and you work twice as hard as me. Fuck YEAH!!! After partying too hard: [Bro], we smoked pot all night, drank five handles of crown and did 3 grams of coke, I'm fuckn brown nosed today Fucked over: Dude, I'm gonna brown nose that bitch. She's been lying and cheating on me. I'm gonna [key] her fucking car, bust a nut in her milk, put pubes in her food in the fridge; and [dip] her tooth brush in the toilet. That cunt is never gonna know.

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