brown nose
Origin: results when waking up in the middle of the night to eat out your girlfriend or significant other's private anal area; only to find they had passed wet [gas] leaving the [person] performing [oral] service covered with brown debris.
Verb: means having a bad day, fucked over, or being treated badly
Also: Brown nosed, brown noseying
Having a bad day:
How was your day [bro]?
Fuck dude, I got brown nosed the entired day. My boss kept being a cunt to me all day. Yelling at me and asking me to do tons of useless [bullshit] work.
Getting fucked over:
Dude, you just got another 4 hours of work at 10 pm on [Friday], and you've been here since 6 am. You got brown nosed, ha ha
[Bro], I drank a lot last night. I'm fucking brown nosed today.
Getting screwed:
If two bros work together for the same boss:
[Bro], I work less than you, leave earlier every day and I got a phat raise. You got brown nosed--no raise and you work twice as hard as me. Fuck YEAH!!!
After partying too hard:
[Bro], we smoked pot all night, drank five handles of crown and did 3 grams of coke, I'm fuckn brown nosed today
Fucked over:
Dude, I'm gonna brown nose that bitch. She's been lying and cheating on me. I'm gonna [key] her fucking car, bust a nut in her milk, put pubes in her food in the fridge; and [dip] her tooth brush in the toilet. That cunt is never gonna know.
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