breasts. plain and simple (not really).
take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits! Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!! Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain? Guy: no need to! (fondling her tits)
By wakalakalover45
An acronym for TWO IN THE SHIRT. Used covertly by perverts.
Kid in Church: "Yo father, that nun got some big tits!!!" Priest: "Yes my child. That milf has TWO IN THE SHIRT"
By Ezekiel Calhoun
Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.
"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"
By dan
tits are playthings.
oh, carmen, take off your shirt and let me play with your beautiful tits
By JoyThief
A created by god to make humanity submit to his will.
God: So, how about you two start creating a new civilization by populating the earth. Adam: I don't really feel like fucking eve, nothing special about her, sooo, no fuck you. I don't care if you created me. God: TITS!!! *LIGHTING BOLT --- Eve now has D cups* Adam: Whatever you desire sir!
By Riim Jobs