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super genocide of turkeys

it's thanksgiving, won't anyone think of the turkeys??!!

By mAgik bUs

A four day “shock and awe” (q.v.) ritual of masochistic excess designed to torture Americans into some form of familial cohesion, usually imaginary. Undertaken as unconscious penance for what they done to the Indians.

Oh God! We have to go to my parents' house for Thanksgiving! Honey, where'd you put the waterboard?

By Spamarella

The annual holocaust of turkeys throughout America

"Happy Thanksgiving! I wonder how many turkeys they killed this year."

By hardrock711

longform for "Thanks" - the product of mobile phone autocorrection gone wrong - see yards

Thanksgiving for cleaning up the bathroom.

By Graham Fairbank

Modern Definition: An American tradition where people gorge on turkey until they puke and visit their relatives to eat even more turkey. Usually the stores start to get flooded with Christmas shoppers at this time. Real meaning: Originally celebrated by the Pilgrims (early north-American settlers) as a remembrance of the time when they took full advantage of the local Native American tribes' knowledge of the land, invited them all over to a feast, slaughtered them all the next day, settled on their land, and looked westward to the vast, unconquered land that lay ahead of them.

I had barbecued pork ribs and fries on Thanksgiving day. To Hell with turkey. (heh heh heh)

By sarcastic