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Slang

What slackers use when they are too fat and lazy to type an actual word out themselves. Some types of Slang consist of LOL, TTYL, WTF, ROFLMAO, and even the occasional: OMFGYSSILYSFMWYMMRNBCILYSFM! meaning, OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU'RE SO SEXY I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH WILL YOU MARRY ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH! I'm not sure why people are so lazy, but when they use Slang you know they don't feel like talking to you.

"LOL OMG U R SO FNY!" "Dude, why the Slang? Do you even want to talk to me? "NT RLY, BUT ITS OK!" "Well, if you're going to sit here and Slang like that, I don't even wanna talk to YOU!" "K TTYL ILY" "Whatever..."

By The non Slangerr.

Slang

The natural progression of language by means of: 1.) Abbreviation (bro from brother) 2.) Word reversal (cool and hot for good) 3.) A need for secrecy (dime bag for $10 of pot or 1/10oz of weed) 4.) Degree of separation (green for marijuana) 5.) Expressed honorific (calling a close friend your brother) 6.) Combination (Branjalina for Brad Pit and Angelina Jolie) 7.) Any other word not recognized by the major dictionaries as viable, but which a large portion of the population will understand the meaning of.

Though he did not allow slang to be used in his classroom, Prof. Smith was known to call his students "dude", "man", and "bro" outside of class in a feeble attempt to regain some of his lost youth.

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