Persident (n.) (1) A person in a place of high status, but not necessarily power. (2) A person promoted to the highest level of incompetence, ususally though a 'democratic' election. (3) the HMFIC of a country or region. (4) Someone who would rather lay on in intern than a bed. (see also: clinton) (5) sucker.
"The president of the United States is the second most powerful person in the world, right next to the captian of a US nuclear missle submarine."
By Cunjo
$$$, there's jefferson, washington...
#1: *hands #2 some cash* #2: "wrond president yo! hand me tha benjamins!"
By jasmine
a penis, cock, schlong, goat, tallywhacker, purple-headed puding flinger, frank, sausage, whang, dong, meat, you get the idea
hey baby say hello to the president
By brokenrecords33
A term used to greet, identify, or describe a black person. President now replaces the commonly-used word "nigga". See http://www.presidentplease.com for more information and examples.
You know you my #1 president.
By panicatthebisco
either some giant douche or some turd sandwich as said in south park except for ronald reagan
presidents suck up to make it far in politics
By lemonpartyfan