What's on your mug?

A really good friend. He's an awesome person and will defend those he loves.

Hey! It's matthew!

By Samuel l Jackson

Matthew is an international man of mystery. The kind of guy you can throw a shoe at and he'd catch it on his foot, even though he's 2 sizes bigger... What nobody knows about Matthew is that he harbors a deep inner desire to be loved by someone special, something he will never experience due to his busy schedule of rescuing Baby Pandas from bamboo fires and intercepting missiles over war torn countries with a frisbee. One thing is certain, when a crisis is averted, that handsome man walking off into the horizon alone is a Matthew.

Guy 1: Thanks for lifting that fallen bus off of my girlfriend! Matthew: ... Guy 1: What's you're problem?! I said thanks. Girl 1: It's ok babe, he a Matthew *quiet sigh*.

By leechtime

A boy or man with a very large penis. When people say penis, people will often think of the name Matthew or vice versa. Everybody likes Matthew and anybody who doesn't is usually a slut, an asshole, or a bitch.

My Matthew is bigger than the world!

By Matt the penis

Has a big penis usually 6.2 inches long and 4.5 inches girth

Matthew has a above average penis

By Matt on crack 47

A tall,handsome and caring guy. If he's your best friend he is loyal, fun, amazing and will turn your frown upside down, if he's your lover...he's all of that and much more :)

*Girl speaking to Matthew in hallway of college* Person: who was that guy you were just speaking to? Girl: Oh that's my friend Matthew....*sighs*....but i wish he was more than that <3

By somebody wished to be loved <3