Every once and a while you come across a man who does things that both astonish and sicken you. The reverberations from his actions are felt in all corners of the world. His impact lingers forever. This is the kind of man Jordan is, and he inspires me to ignore my mothers warnings about the dangers of life, and to truly reach my full potential.
Girl: I saw Jordan waterski in a jockstrap... For some reason I no longer am wearing panties and feel pregnant...
By JBL#1
Jordan is a gamer e boy. He games all night and games all day, and he's really good at it. Jordan lives by the sword and the red bull can. Jordan is a friendly and humorous guy. Jordan likes to show of his gamer moves in the bed that's why he's called the EA payoff, meaning extra ass. Jordan is a tall fellow meaning he can reach places that no one else can (if u know what I mean). In conclusion Jordan is a Slay queen sipping red bull watching the basketball and Faze vs Liquid CSGO match at the same time
Tejas: Jordan's such a gamer Corey: Wait till to feel his feet Tejas: Can't wait until that moment
By Daniel5tookenham
The most beautifulest&perfect girl in the world,smart sexy(even though she'll deny it!) Always thinks about others instead of her self,she always listens to what you have to say,she always where's a smile,she's has warm brown eyes&long brown hair,she tall,every guy wants her!<3 She's bubbley,out going,more mature than others,gets along with everyone&shes the ideal girlfriend for anyone&everyone! Can be high tempered if you get on the bad side of her&you really don't want to see that, she always sticks up for her friends,never let's anyone feel out, she completes everyones life, she makes the stars shine brighter&more clearer! If you havnt meet a Jordan your in for a surprize when you do! They're rare so hang on tight&dont let go,she will change your life completely! NEVER LET GO OF A JORDAN!<3 She's just perfect!she's the best girl in the world!<3
Girl 1:'OMFG, who is that girl she's perfect!?' Girl 2:'I know!! I want to be like her!' Girl 3:'guys you know she obv a JORDAN! Duhh!!' Girl 4:'how do you know?' Girl 3:'beause my life has just changed&the stars are shinging brighter" Guy 1:'Who the hell is that girl!? she smoking hot!' Guy 2:'ohh you know its just JORDAN" Guy 3:'she can rock my world anyday!;)'
By iloveyoumorethanever!
A fucking unit that has a magnum dong the size of a bus. Smartest out of all his friends as well.
Jordan is a fucking chad bro
By Tink1000
the most beutiful, hot, awesome person ever. you shouldnt get on her bad side or you are in danger. destind to be rich and famous.
" you know that hot girl over there. . ." " yeah, shes totally a jordan!"
By xme4lyfx