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a black rapper with the ultimate DSL's

i would rather have jay-z suck my dick rather then beyonce

By TiTyRon

Deformed druggie-turned-rapper who's head resembles a potato. Has very oversized lips and penis. Prefers to rap about what Joel Madden might refer to as 'girls, cars and money'. Is, at the time of writing, fucking R&B hottie Beyonce, who probably only went out with him out of sympathy in the first place. Has just destroyed the amazing works of rockers Linkin Park. Correct term: Gay-Z

Mommy, help, Gay-Z is on the radio and I think I need earmuffs.

By Christabelle Lamotte

A rapper who only raps about his money. Looks like somebody took a shit, put it through a meat-grinder, dressed it up in a suit, hat, and jewelry to make it "iced out", and named it Jay-Z. As a matter of fact, this is how Jay-Z came into existence. Also known as Gay-Z. Calls himself "Tha Jigga". I prefer to call him "Jigger the gay Nigger"

A sample of Jay-Z rapping: Jay-Z: Rockafella! Swiss beats! Nigga what! Ya heard? Jigga! Jiggaman! UH! What! Jiggaman! Money! I gotz money! Iced out! Jigga! Iced out!

By Zeebo the Barber

An ill rapper that got shitted on and embarrassed by a much better mc called nas.

Person 1: Jay-Z is ill! Person 2: Yeah, but Nas kicked his ass.

By Lil E

A rapper. That's all I'm going to say. Nothing positive, nothing negative. Actually, I lied. I am going to say something positive. Jay-Z is a brilliant rapper who deserves all the credit for making rap what it was at its peak. It kind of sucks today, so I switched to hard rock, but Jay-Z made rapping acceptable when I was into it. He was the best damn rapper anyone's ever come up with, and I salute him.

My favorite song by Jay-Z is 99 Problems.

By Ben Kenobi