What's on your mug?

1. Mocking the movie Glitter; not being as was expected; unanticipated 2. Being of ridicule or on a low level full of mockery

Latrel's date was like Glitter that ho was so ugly! It was bad, but at least it wasn't Glitter!

By Jer

None: The Herpes of the craft world. Exists only to spread itself all over everything in your home.

Glitter herpes spreads wildly and there is no cure. Barbies love glitter incurable. Craft item available at any toy, bargain, craft shop, grocery store, quick stop terminal.

By MOM who drinks and swears

Genital herpes. See glitter girl.

Person a: Should I hook up with that fake hippie chick? Person b: If you do, use protection. She’s got glitter, dude.

By ETbones

Comes in all colors and is super shiny. A girl's best friend.

I love glitter.

By Failurebitch

A synonym for sperm. Can be used for either male or female climaxes. Most notably used in this context by the B-52's in their smash hit Love Shack. "Glitter on the highway, glitter on the front porch, glitter on the mattress."

I was having sex with my girl last night and when I came I got glitter all over the mattress.

By jeepsteroflove