A very strange planet where the inhabitants are known to needlessly destroy themselves and their environment, as well as put on animal costumes and have sex with eachother for pleasure.
"Dude, steer clear of earth, that place is full of freaks."
By Devil
The third planet in the solar system and the only place in the universe confirmed to support life. Homeworld of the humans.
Earth is a beautiful planet.
By NotPieGuy
An utterly insignifigant little blue-green planet orbiting at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles away from a small unregarded yellow sun far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy. It's ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
Get a job as a cab driver immediatley. A cabdriver's job is to drive poeple anywhere they want to go in big yellow machines called taxis. Don't worry if you don't know how the machine works and you can't speak the language, don't understand the geography or indeed the basic physics of the area, and have large green antennae growing out of your head. Believe me, this is the best way to stay inconspicuous.
By Jonah Rowley
A very dangerous place as every living thing on the planet eventually dies
Earth is a hazard to all people
By Amos Nusheg
The computer designed by Deep Thought to calculate The Question.
Read the Hitchhiker's Guide to hte Galaxy for more information.
By Gravyman3321