What's on your mug?

A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.

Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.

By C.R.W

A vagina. Literally. Vaginas look like little canoes that fit douches in them, which coincidently is the correct body cavity to use a douche.

All these other idiots don't know that a douche canoe is a vagina. Especially the guy who thought it was a bigger version of a douche bag, which is just a receptacle for the effluent produced by douching. That guy is a real douche canoe.

By Michael Hancho

The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are. Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.

Dude, You A Total Douche Canoe.

By vivalavengeance

More than a douche. A douche times 2.

Steven wouldn't be the designated driver and made me buy him lunch again. He was being a USDA Prime, Grade A douche canoe.

By Shi-nay-nay

somebody who exceeds the regulations of normal douchebaggery, thus is a douche canoe

^ emma: whats that smell?, it smells like dick!!! ^ adam: seriously dude, ur a douche canoe

By adamINTHEVAN