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Collingwood- A bunch of white guys who think their from the hood and probably have a soundcloud. These guys also probably became drug dealers before grade 9. We like to say we are the city of rich bitches and rude boys. To find the druggies or popular high schoolers head to the local McDonalds or the pier in the summer. The population is mostly made up of breezes, bongs and beers but the other 5 percent is crack heads or stoners. This crazy atmosphere could scare of a fresh man but a few days in the “nic pit” and we will send you away with a fresh point of view and most importantly a heady.

Woah dude did you see that guy blowing o’s back there? Ya dude he’s probably from Collingwood “Run it up, Run it up” “Nah yo” “Ow”

By Stoner from cwood

A town in mid Ontario. It’s not all bad like it’s cracked up to be on this site but maybe it’s because I’m just a frequent visitor and not a resident. Collingwood is located in between Wasaga Beach and Blue Mountain. It’s architecture is pretty pioneer-ish and old timey. the people are decent although the younger ones look like they have a SoundCloud and the older ones look like they’re from Toronto and just use Collingwood as a hub area to put their mansion-cottages, but otherwise they’re nice. It’s kinda like a bite sized version of Toronto, just switch Lake Ontario for the Georgian Bay and shrink Torontos size by a lot and you have collingwood. Over all a great town to visit or stay a weekend at the very most, but stay longer and it looses its magic (like a lot of small Ontario towns).

Canadian 1: where are guys you from? Canadian 2: I’m from Blue Mountain Canadian 1: cool I’m from Toronto Canadian 3: I’m from Collingwood Canadian 1: that’s cool, it’s like a nice mixture of both of us

By Ontario Definitions

Collingwood, also known as “Gaywood” is a shitty club in the AFL. They are absolute bitches who don’t know how to win a cup, but they know how to suck cock!

“Do you go for Collingwood?” “Yes?” “Ok, gay bitch”

By mikehawkdeesnutsinurjawzdatbbc

The shittiest team in the AFL. The actual place is pretty irrelevant.

Collingwood is losing every game haha Collingwood is 18 you love to see it

By Justafunnyguy