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Bro

Someone who is generally better than most people. Rich as hell, and well aware of it. People generally put these individual down because they A) are more rich B) have a hotter girlfriend C) are smarter than your average human D) have more friends than normal people E) Rage at a level most people cant handle F) are themselves better looking than most. Bros are known to patrol bars that losers cant get into, gyms, luxury car dealerships, massive houses that haters cant afford, and Polo/Lacoste stores. The opposite, a bro-hater, is just jealous, jealous that their girlfriend is redtube.com, their only friends are via myspace and Friday night is usually spent alone, sober. Bro-haters patrol chat rooms and sites such as this, to try to deface the bro name. However, Bros are generally okay with this, being that at the end of the day, we are still better, still more rich, and still have a hotter slam piece than the losers/bro-haters. Keep hatin' losers, we are still winning.

Anything that's better than what you have. A Bro is always supreme.

By Original Bro

Bro

Bro has evolved, from a simple Californian compasionate reference from one male to another to be used presently, in communities across the world in which young men claim to be bro. Fraternity's represent bro at its finest, bangin' brohoes, proclaiming simple events as epic, and doning the signature "fauxhawk."They live and breathe in douchebaggery on a regular basis Another signature characteristic of a Bro comes by the adding of bro to the begining of a word... if you hear a late teen or early twenties male using words such as brotality (to describe their bro mentality) brotastic (an adjective used to describe fantastic or "epic" events of one Bro) or (used to describe and incredibly pointy fauxhawk), then you likely have met a bro. Oftentimes a bro reads and writes to websites such as, MLIB... or My Life is Bro... to define how one man's douchebag moment can be a treasure to thousands of Bro's. A true bro records the epic history of each night's passing. Stories often include how a kegstand went awry, a brohoe was roofied and gangbanged, even stories which include fauxhawks superior standing against beavertails, mullets, jewfros.

I heard Henry was so bro that the drapes match the carpet, he now has two fauxhawks.

By Do the Huisman on that Hoe

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