What's on your mug?

When you snort and fart at the same time.

Jennifer snarfed in the middle of the dinner table.

By Susy T

Verb: To Sneeze, fart and follow through with a bit of poo (only a little though), all simultaneously.

Damn bro, this cold i've got has just made me snarf :( :( Hey man, remember that one time <insert name here> snarfed at the Christmas party #classic.

By MyNameWelly

A snarf is a pervert that sniffs little girls bicycle seats.

He's disgusting, he's a snarf.

By Lucifer the Light Bringer

Sniff women's bicycle seats.

I love to snarf Mary's saddle after a long, sweaty ride.

By Sk8nter Boy

When a smell is so bad that it makes you want to barf out of your nose.

Person 1: Eww who farted?? I'm going to snarf!

By yesbutactuallyno420