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A male (?) who is mildly retarded and takes 36minutes to find a car park.

GOOOOOOOBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! NO CARPARKIN AIY BRO

By -Tninja-

A goober is any type of bodily fluid which leaves in a large quantity. Typical goobers include semen, poop, snot, saliva and vomit.

EXAMPLE 1: Man1: "Dude, Janice is so pissed with me. Last night she was tugging the porksword and I accidently goobered all over her face." Man2: "No way!" Man1: "Way!" EXAMPLE 2: Man1: "Dude, what the fuck did you do to that toilet? Smells like a cabbage patch kid crawled up your arse and died. You smelly bastard." Man2: "Sorry buddy, after that indian yesterday can you blame me for totally goobering?" Man1: "Point made."

By Flossua

Cum bubble, during or after sex when the male or female cum starts to bubble from air exiting the vagina Generally accomapanies a quif

She quifed after sex and a big goober Floated out of her vagina

By sparky27891

A boy or girl who is extremely attractive, but lacks the attractive confidence and poise that would make them attractive. They are cute, but weird and their personality is a turn off.

Jimmy is hot but he plays flyff...GOOBER. Dalton is hot, but he plays golf and puts pink stuff on his nose when we go to the beach..GOOBER. Brandon is hot, but he laughs really weird...GOOBER He drives, but he sits with his legs crossed..GOOBER. HE is hott, but he gets on your fucking nerves..GOOBER. Kenadee is really pretty, but she hangs out with weird people who do drugs..GOOBER. A Kid that has a nice body, but he talks like he is five. Get it kids?

By Christina King

a complete jack-weed or moron

your such a goober tom, you put you dick in the wrong hole again?

By Fred Nichols