What's on your mug?

A hypnotic set of meat used to tame or entice a wild man

Wife: get me a drink Husband:no Wife:(shows boobs) Husband:yes I will be one sec

By I’m 12 and I’m on this app

Proof that the great Lord is real. Boobs are wonderful things that await men to touch it. Boobs are also the face of a Women. If the Women is flat, or her breast aren't big enough, she has no face at all.

Yo, that prostitute I picked up last night had THE lagest boobs I have ever seen in my life.

By Wowwie

A milk producing gland that may stay small or get large. Basically, a fatty gland that's pale because it's always under a bathing suit that has an areola and a nipple on it. Males have pecs, but only fat males can have moobs, or man boobs. Boobs may sag like many Africans' boobs. They can also be lifted upright, etc. *Big boobs are better to look at, but small boobs are better to feel. *I am sorry but fat boobs don't count. *If you are female and lack boobs, it's okay if you have a nice butt.

"Woah, you don't have boobs anymore, you have utters!" "If only we could all go naked and then the color of our boobs would match the rest of our body!"

By Mental Muscle

something that i have that is extremely large on my chest(F-cup) . the little pleasure parts that guys love to stick their sexy boners in. also something that feeds babies when a girl has sex with that sexy boner and gets pregnant.

"my boobs are bigger than yours! "man,i get a boner just looking at that slut's boobs"

By luvdub123

Reason why women exist.

guy: i like this girl in class Other guy: Does she have boobs Guy: No Other guy: Sooooo, that's a no for her

By TitsIlove