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To rub your face into a kitten, puppy or other furry creature's face or body fluff. Sometimes to the degree of eliciting a snarf back from said creature.

I need to snarf that kitteh That pup looks like it wants a snarfing

By Gangsta son

The act of sneezing that results in a fart. May also result in anal leakage.

My allergies have been kickin my ass, literally. I have snarfed 3 times today! Luckily I brought a change of clothes today.

By klgdino

(1.__- SNARF:- A cop who goes around sniffing,smelling bicycle seats after one who rides on one.(2.__SNARFFING_-:

HE HAS TWO WEEKS OF TRAINING IN THE ARTS OF SNARF

By FOGTOWN831

Noun. Someone who sits in a bath tub and bites their fart bubbles.

The snarf ate his fart bubbles in the tub.

By Protocol Arizona

The sound you make when you kind of laugh through your nose without making a sound from your me.

(Jeff)“Insert dumb Dad joke” (Kelly)*SNARF* you’re so dumb

By Snarf Monger