Midget I'd Like (to) Fuck A smokin' hot midget you really want to have sex with.
- Dude check out that milf over there! - What?! You think that flabby old hag is a milf? - No man! Not that old raisin, i mean that sexy midget behind the carriage! - Dude, that's her daughter - Ooh...
By fanimej
Elliots mum, she is soooo hot. once she said elliots mate was fit, and gave his other mate a bj.
Milf: elliots friend you are sooo fit. Elliots friend: give me a bj. Milf: Ok. Elliot: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
By Kettering
Stands for 'Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck'. Generally used in internet conversations as a way of winding up your friend.
Tom: Wow, your mom is hot! Jack: What? Tom: She's milf!
By Posa-D
Acronym standing for "Mother I'd Like to Fuck". Unwise to use in most circumstances. If your neighbor's fifteen year old daughter has a kid, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF If your mom if really fine looking, no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF If your best friend gets raped and has a baby, then no, you are not allowed to refer to her as a MILF.
Dude, Brian's mom is a total MILF.
By Alphonze
Acronym meaning Mother I'd Love to Fuck. Used to describe a physically / sexually attractive woman of an age likely to have teenage sons of her own (generally 35-50). Term widely used by said teenage sons, most often in reference to each other's mothers. When with their Boyz, they joke about MILFs... privately, they go home and fap themselves rotten thinking about the MILFs they just joked about.
"Dude... J-Dogg's moms got an ass you want to eat lunch from! Total MILF!"
By The Evil Steve