What's on your mug?

Goober:noun A straight up pimp who does nothing but mac on "hott babes" all day. This playa hits the clubs and bangs the babes, hes what Wilson was talking about

man, that Mike Jones is a real Goober

By shawntheCanadianfromCanada

An overly enthusiastic tow truck driving redneck ignoramus covered in grease that stinks of way to much tobacco, marijuana, coffee, baby powder and High Karate colon

my boss got wired on his coffee and took apart the bosses brand new Chevy pickup to find out how it works,he is such a GOOBER.

By Robinrobby

A precious girl that is prestigious person/thing

My girlfriend is my goober

By KiD K

A rude and abrasive person on the internet whose go-to response to any disagreement is to threaten to rape or hurt you. Cannot accurately describe what they want to do to your genitalia, due to the fact that they have never seen it before.

1. "Wow, this goober thinks it's okay to threaten rape because I don't like Halo!" 2. "Goober here says that s/he wants to stuff my urethra into her/his butthole???"

By TheKubliest

A peanut that likes to wear monacles and thongs...and also wear a hat and carries a cane. Likes to take people up the ass and against the wall. May be found in many different styles...such as "Teen Preganancy Goober", and "Ninja Goober".

Wow that goober is looking FIIIINE in his thing and monacle. Where is the nearest wall?

By Joober