A decent-sized orb that humans happen to live on. It is quite dangerous considering lots of people die there. The Earth revolves around the sun, but the sun needs to stfu because it is a pick-me and it's not always the center of attention.
Hello bob, where do you live? Oh hi Bartholomew, I live on a place called "Earth"! Oh wow! What a coincidence! I too, live at that location *A this point Bob and Bartholomew are besties due to all the things they have in common.
A inhospitable dangerous planet filled with blasters and knives.
When we get commercial space flight, youll catch me stowed away to leave Earth behind
By Cody5050
A beautiful gift that humans are destroying. We need to take action and save this amazing planet.
Human: I'm a careless idiot who dug up the earth Any animal: fuck you.
By EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH
Big round ball infested with termites (us)
I licked the earth
By Someone not me
a synonym for hell
Someone: earth is- someone else: hell the person: thats not what i was gonna say but yes
By AriDoesThings