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Redneck

1) ONLY drives pick-up trucks. 2) watches Nascar because it is an all-redneck event. 3) thinks the national flag of the United States is the Confederate flag. 4) a person who votes or runs for the Republican party. 5) think the white race is superior to every other race in the world. 6) thinks the world consists of the USA, Mexico, are water, monsters and evil-doers. 7) has sex with his mother, sister and brother. 8) works in a garage. 9) belongs in the south. 10) a member of the NRA. 11) thinks the United States is a country by and for whites. 12) does not know that white people are of European race. 13) grows a goatee, often with a shaved head. 14) has no knowledge of world events and does not care, aka the average American. 15) anyone who associates with the term all-American.

That redneck can't even point to Iraq on the map.

By Bush-basher

Redneck

A white race that blames the blacks, jews, mexicans, and any other race for their trailer park life. They won't even work for minium wage to buy toothpaste to brush their shitty teeths and go to school, quit fucking your own relatives.

Billy Bob, "These dam mexicans come to take all our jobs." Jose, "Well your lazy ass don't want to wash dishes and make mininum wage." Billy Bob, " Naw, I graduated from the 6th grade, thats like having a High School diploma." Jose, "Redneck, I already have a lawn mowing business, have 2 houses, trucks, and get to travel. And you still live in this shitty trailer park."

By Mz. Gangsta

redneck

One who: 1.) Thinks Wal-mart is heaven on Earth 2.) Listens to Jeff Foxworthy making fun of them and laughs 3.) Is scared that Obama can overwrite the constitution and take our guns, so they go to Wal-mart and stock up on ammo 4.) Wears Camo overalls to a workplace, school, or any other public place 5.) Likes to go muddin' while drinking a nice can of Mountain Dew 6.) Watches Fox News and passes on the information they hear there to everyone as if they have actually researched it 7.) Blames power outages, diseases, floods, tornadoes, plane crashes, etc. on the terrorists in Al Quaeda 8.) Gets there child a huntin' knife and a shotgun for Christmas and encourages him to go and try it out 9.) States what they believe to be a fact, listen to someone else say something that contradicts them, and then repeat what they first said because they have no idea of what they are talking about, they just repeat what they hear from Fox News 10.) A person who lives in a trailer with a 12 inch 1940's television while drinking a beer and chasing it with some Mountain Dew

I just saw a redneck at Wal-mart with camouflage overalls and buying some beer, Mountain Dew, and a ton of bullets.

By t12j19c95

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