GIRL: A fucking ho. She’s super hot and has had tits since fourth grade. She shakes her giant ass when she walks and every guy has a thing for her...even her relatives. She’s beautiful and rich and has a posse of D-cup friends who claim she’s really sweet. Deep down she’s a bitch.
Guy 1: “Dude look it’s Jordan! I’m getting a boner already!” Guy 2: “Isn’t she your cousin?”
By SO HO
A fucking Alpha male! Do not fuck with this person! He is just a fucking tank! His cock is huge!
"Jordan is so fucking amazing holy shit "
By AgentOnion
An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.
Dude 1: Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠
By Natalie20
Jordan is a very HANDSOME, Conceited, Funny guy, He always makes everyone Laugh, when you hang out with a Jordan you will have a good time. Jordan is ressistance to pain. Jordans use memes as deffence if you call jordan something mean he will pull out a reverse card and yeet you than you will cease to exsist. Jordan is powerful and uses his skills of m a n i p u l a t i o n to make you dieded :)
Jordan: BOW DOWN MOTHER TRUCKERS o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I
By Jordan Yeet
Jordan is a sexy, sexy, sexy boy that gets all of the girls and is a BEAST at video games and every sport in the entire universe of sports. Do NOT challenge him to a 100 meter race because he will kick your ass! Jordan's usually have brown hair and brown eyes with some freckles. He will be be there when you need him and is very lovable and is SUPER trustworthy and loyal. Like said before, he is also super attractive and if he is your boyfriend you are SUPER lucky. Overall, he is VERY sexy and a nice guy.
Person 1: I'm dating a Jordan. Person 2: NO WAY! Person 1: Yup. I ACTUALLY am! Person 2: He is soooo hot!
By LifeSucksTrash28