What's on your mug?

An idiot who establishes himself as a complete Southerner proud of the Confederacy. As in other definitions, they are usually found driving hideous rusted pickup trucks, wearing some combination of these: (overalls, Dixie Outfitters T-shirts, Wrangler Jeans, NASCAR shirts, Bass fishing shirts, and cowboy boots), and either chewing tobacco or drinking beer. These are people that should have flushed down the loo (toilet) at birth. They should have a huge chunk of the South cut off from the continent and have it as their own land, so they can leave us alone. Rednecks think they are so tough, well airdrop them into inner city Detroit.....we'll see how long they last.

That redneck from Alabama tried to piss on my lawn. So I bitch slapped him and kicked the four remaining teeth out of his mouth. He called me a damyankee, so then I called him a dumb bastard and cut his overall straps off.

By anonymous

a kind fella from a place there aint no damn city traffic or city people that cant drive. we dip, we drive our big rusty trucks too fast, we drink beer, we drink beer while driving our rusty trucks too fast, we go muddin, fishin, real campin, not in that RV shit, hell ive wiped my ass with tree leaves. we have common sense and are able to fix anything on our own. Unlike dumbass city people who need to call some expensive Tech. to come work on your shit, cause ur too dumb to know that you broke it yourself. Ill tell ya what, thats a redneck Im a proud one of em

city folk- my tires flat! What should i do? Redneck- fix that damn tire you lazy dumbass! This is a true story right here, i was with a city folk. It was about end of sept. City- "this farmer better start watering their fields, the corns all dyin" Red- umm its harvest season you dumbass city folk

By estay

A person or persons who sport camoflague jackets, hats, boots, and or shirts. One who hunts every weekend, uses "ain't and y'all" in every sentence, has no sense of humour if the joke pertains to themselves, overally uses the insult "faggot", and is extremely close-minded and stereotypical, if not ignorant and hypocritical. These can be combined to make a "redneck", some do not pertain to very few, but most pertain to these examples.

Redneck1: Hey, look at that faggot with the mohawk! Redneck2: Yeah, he must be gay. Mohawk Faggot: *Shoots them both*

By Crestfallenman

noun: often racist, ignorant unintelligent low-class (whitetrash) denizens of the south east side of the USA who love two things: their sisters (not in a good way) and NASCAR. Rednecks make americans look bad because of their extereme ingorance and tolerance for cheap beer and cheap ciggarettes and their tendency to live in trailers. Not always poor but (often are) maintain a low-brow view on life.

that redneck just drank 24 cans of busch and grabbed his sisters ass

By #1 stunna

You might be a redneck if.. .........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." ..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. ..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." ..........You bow your head when someone prays. ..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. ..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. ..........You've never burned an American flag. ..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. ..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. .........You'd give your last dollar to a friend. *Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.

I'm from North Carolina and I'm proud to be a redneck

By CYBOR KONG