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The safe word used by raccoons, otters, chinchillas, chipmunks and raccoonists.

Keith and Amanda used potato as their safe word when the raccoons appeared.

By Rikki Raccoon

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.

Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a? Student: Uh haha, potato! Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!

By Jess doesn't like me anymore

A silencer for a gun

And if a nigga got a problem, bitch, I got the four pound Put a potato on the barrel, bitch, it won't make a sound -Comethazine

By Bs11111111111

A word that can be used to describe face shape or appearance.

Person A: “Ewwww. Delete that photo I look like such a potato.”

By heresthemotjerflippinTEAAA

Me i is a potato

1. a starchy plant tuber which is one of the most important food crops, cooked and eaten as a vegetable. "roasted potatoes" 2. the plant of the nightshade family that produces the potato tubers on underground runners. 3 me

By Blaze is best borker