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Brandon

Brandon is hot but you better not tell him because his incorrect insecurities of his body are the only thing keeping his giant swollen head in check. He is cute, sexy, funny and the most cuddly. He will light up your day and is the best dancer. He is tough and can verbally disarm you, takes great pride in himself. He has the biggest fucking dick and he knows how to use it. He also is a fucking dick. He will be your best companion and be loyal to you, then turn on you and break you into a million pieces. He is extremely intelligent but he will stand by an opinion that even he knows is wrong. He is passionate and loves to take care of his family and friends. He is made of magic, and is a combination of electric neon fireflies and pure evil.

He was such an alluring asshole, he needed AA. He was a Brandon.

By Juluandromeda

Brandon

That's Brandon with a 'B'. A guy who is very funny and likes to have fun. He plays a lot of sports, but is big into hockey. He has a big heart and will try to be the hero if he can. He typically isn't a fighter, but has been known to fight for love. He gives in easy though. He is a nice guy, and unfortunately, nice guys finish last. He is friends with many, and likes many different things. He can be a great friend, boyfriend and lover. He's a great kisser. Typically on a first date he'll take you to a hockey game and then out for dinner at a nice restaurant.

funny, smart, cute, hero, sensitve, Brandon

By HauteP1nk

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