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trump

Someone who is a compulsive liar, makes facts up as he/she goes along and labels anything they disagree with as "Fake News". A "Trump" is generally incredibly incompetent at their profession yet has somehow managed to reach a position of power, generally defying all forms of logic and reason. (Refer to the people in the White House if you want proof of that.) Additionally a "Trump" often gets side-tracked during a serious conversation and starts talking about something completely irrelevant before eventually getting back on topic. A "Trump" will generally also have difficulty with basic spelling and grammar... Sure everyone makes a slip up here and there... But a "trump" will have people whose entire job is to proof read things they put out to the public in written or text form, and a "trump" will often bypass them completely.

Normal person: "We really need to deal with climate change." "Trump" : "Nah... That's just Fake News." Normal person: "Oh my god! Did you see that idiot run over a pedestrian?" "Trump": "Yeah. It's a real shame it happened... But I just had the best chocolate cake in the world." Normal person: "What the hell is wrong with you?! That pedestrian needs an ambulance!" "Trump": "Oh yeah. We should maybe call an ambulance for that..."

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