The worst state ever. Terrible laws. Rude people. Too many Fuck boys. Over flowing with hoes. Subs are called Hoagies... like wtf is that? (only acceptable thing is WaWa)
New Jersey is the armpit of America. We call Joey, New Jersey, now.... because he sucks.
By crringeworthy
A state that makes itself out to be something great when really, it has little to offer. New Jersey boasts its beautiful shore, wilderness, its great people, and other things of the sort. Really, most of it's beaches are polluted with random garbage and New Yorkers, are crowded beyond belief, loaded with laws, and the water is coca-cola colored and cold year round. The wilderness is almost non-existent compared to other states, despite the large Pinelands Reserve (which is probably the nicest part of New Jersey). The people are for the most part very conceited, obnoxious, materialistic, coddled, and rich. Most are liberals, and drive around in some form of an expensive SUV or german sedan. Everyone praises the New York and Pennsylvania teams because NJ doesnt actually have any teams of it's own, and a good time either involves going to the mall, hanging out at the cold dirty beach, or eating. Girls here are known for hitting the wall at around 19 or 20, blowing up massively. Other problems with the state are...(you can verify the statistics through gov sites) 1. 3rd highest cost of living 2. 2nd highest state debt 3. 1st highest political corruption 4. 1st highest amount of superfund sites (toxic waste sites) 5. 51st (out of 51) best quality drinking water 6. 2nd most polluted air (NY is 1st) 7. 3rd worst traffic 8. 1st highest property taxes 9. 1st highest cigarette taxes 10. 5th highest adult AIDS rate 11. 3rd highest juvenile AIDS rate 12. 1st highest car insurance rate 13. 8th highest total illegal immigrant number (1st highest per sq. mile). 14. 1st highest population denisity i guess i cant mention the bad without the good..... 1. 1st most trees per sq. mile 2. 12th most frequent hurricane stricken state 3. 4th best education system
New Jersey is a God awful state; when I travel north, I go 3 hours around it just so I dont have to go through it. Jeez, did you hear that guy from New Jersey, his accent sounded like shit, he wore wigger clothes and gold, and talked alot of smack about nothing; must be rough growing up with your daddy's porsche and a ocean side mansion. Exceptions: South Jersey (NJ south of 195) escapes most of the afore mentioned negative attributes, and more closely relates to neighboring Delaware.
By ConfederateFlorida
A somewhat strange place which still has an identity problem.For example- the Devils win a Stanley Cup and have their parade in the parking lot of the arena, weird...A place with a lot of good people who just get fucked over daily by the asshole state gov't and scumbag politicians,who deserve to be put against a wall and shot,until they find a few who have the balls to straighten out the fucking mess.A place where you get used to bending over and getting it up the ass by auto insurance companies who are also in bed with the asshole state gov't.Get a ticket in Va. and the asshole insurance co.in NJ will also fuck you with a fine for insurance points.All the whore politicians know how bad this fucking mess is but none of them have the fucking balls to fix their fuck-ups,they are all lying cock suckers who won't address the real problems.Instead they keep coming up with one fucked up law after another. They are too worried about fucking over people who smoke,to line their fucking coffers with extra money from cigarette sales.Somebody wants to smoke,they know the risks but they should'nt have to pay out the ass because these cocksuckers can't manage money and demand more and more.Out the ass taxes, road tolls etc....typical Jersey.Bring back the Mob...at least they'd make a fucking profit and eliminate these no good,useless,fucking political,ball-less whores.
Best view of New Jersey that I ever saw,from my rear view mirror.
By Getch
- House the show on Fox takes place in NJ - We have the fastest rollercoaster in the world, Kingda Ka - We have awesome beaches, LBI, Wildwood, Island beach etc. - Queen Latifah, Redman, ]Derek Jeter], Kevin Jonas, all from NJ - Sopranos a show on HBO about North Jersey mob
Ignorant dipshit: New Jersey sucks! Me: Than why do we have two hit TV shows about us? Lots of beaches with huge waves, famous people, and the highest/fastest rollercoaster in the world?
By Jersey kid
Like New York, but dirtier, uglier, people are 4 times as rude and 2 times as likely to spit on your shoes. They will call you a "Boyd Bwained Fuck" (Bird Brained Fuck). They take pride in shitty coffee and shittier women.
You must be from New Jersey, because I hate you.
By Daney Cookey