What's on your mug?

Basically the place of which most people reside

Brian: "Yo where do you live?" Sam: "Earth:

By Funny man not sam

A piece a shit rock infested with parasites called humans that hate on each other and need to be taught a lesson.

Why would you live on earth with all those 2 legged things?

By Topboy10000000000

dying rock in space we love

earth is cool.

By QuiteSeriousDefinitions

A celestial object 4.5 billion years of age located in the habitable zone of our solar system. It houses us, and likely the device you observe this definition and site on. It is usually called a dying rock, but has more to it than that. It is the reason dogs, the furry potatoes of cuteness, and cats, the furry ninja with knives in it’s paws, or YOU exist. It’s a beautiful, amazing, and rare dying rock, as planets like our are very rare. Life in the universe only lasts 0.0000003% of it’s life expectancy, which much surpasses ours.

Earth is cool.

By QuiteSeriousDefinitions

A big crowded ghetto that offers no real hope or promise for anybody. Almost everyone is subjugated by the system; school, work, work, work, then they hoodwink you out of retirement so you work until you die. Fuck this shit.

Alien: So how did you like Earth (laughing). Abductee: What a shithole.

By Space Wrangler