boobs
A device created by oprah winfrey to control men and use them as pawns in her insidious plot to form a world controlled by middle-aged women.
Woman: I'm trying this new product that oprah said would make my boobs bigger. You think it's working? Unsuspecting man: yeah there's definitely an impro--MUST...KILL...ELLEN DEGENERES... Oprah(observing all through the nipple cameras): MUAHAHAHAHA!
By CrotchLazer