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Ricer

([Latin] term: to suck at every and anything) The Car [Guy] [definition]: Mostly a non-car [guy], who only got his "tuner inspiration" from fast & furious 1 - 4, and has form over function; to make a car LOOK faster than it truely is. Even though he has visuals mods (spoiler/wing, exhaust, bodykit, etc), they do not function properly, especially when their car is slower and have terrible aerodynamics than what is expected. And even when they do talk with Tuners and Sleepers, they have no knowledge at least on how to tune their car, making an embarrassment of their conversation. *They don't need to necessarily keep on getting bullied for being a ricer, but just [help] them go on the right path of being an official, proper Tuner*

There are 4 types of Ricers: 1. Regular Ricer: Bought themselves a car that would be expected from any other car [guy] (ex: Subaru WRX STI, Mitsubishi Evolution), but focuses on showing their character from stickers and other visuals than tuning the car to make it perform better. 2. "Underground" Ricer: Bought themselves a car that is likely an Japanese Import (ex: Honda Civic Type R E9K, Mazda Miata Mk. 1), puts on the most insane things on the car to make it MORE COOLER THAN FASTER. This is worser than the Regular Ricer* 3. Rich Ricer: Bought themselves the supercar of their dreams (ex: [Ferrari] 458, [Lamborghini] Aventador), but mixes some traits of the "Underground" Ricer: puts on metallic wrap (sometimes crystal studded), ugly kits, HUGE Exhausts, and definitely neons 4. D.I.Y Ricer: Mostly poor, has a car from his mom or other relative (ex: Hyundai Elantra, Honda Accord, Nissan Maxima), only has the supplies in his [home] to make his car "look fast" but [indeed] is the most awful thing to the eyes. Just [don]'t be this [guy]

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