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redneck

You might be a redneck if.. .........It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God." ..........You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. ..........You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival." ..........You bow your head when someone prays. ..........You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. ..........You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have. ..........You've never burned an American flag. ..........You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. ..........You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same. .........You'd give your last dollar to a friend. *Not ever to be confused with the N.A.A.C.P.,the Kue Klux Klan,Republicans,Democrat or any other organazation.

I'm from North Carolina and I'm proud to be a redneck

By CYBERKING

Redneck

A classification of United States amuricans who presumably drink a beyond reasonable amount of grain alcohol, chew long leaf and straight tabacca, beat their housewifery daily, grow hideous mullets (10 90's), drink beer from a mason jar,make sweet love to their first cousin, brother, mother, or great grand daughter (only to find that their offspring has multiple digits and an astronomical amount of mental retardations), participate in saudistic activities, engage in racially defiant groups, drink the scum of the earth beer more directly called Bud (once sponsored by a kin redneck known as Dale Earnhardt Jr more known to the NASCAR crowd {"Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks"}just simply as junior and indirctely as poo poo ka choo piss low quality H2O, and lasty but not leastly enjoy the pure game of hunting and fisting, or is it fishing?????

That deformed man from alabama appears to be a redneck.

By AmuricaRulz69

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