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Someone whom athletes always thank when they win, but never mention when they lose. (George Carlin)

"God made me trip behind the line of srrimmage."

By Anonymous

A character in fictional novel.

Several fictional books contain fictional characters. God is no different.

By Gordon Freeman is my boyfriend

A tool used by those that hold power to control the masses.

God is nothing more than a figment of your imagination.

By fedzMONKEY

A concept of which almost all definitions of at urbandictionary.com are 'recommended for deletion'.

Atheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition supports God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion. Monotheist browsing site: "Hmm, this definition does not support God. I'm going to recommend it for deletion.

By Daedalus

The origin of all awesomeness, and pretty much everything else.

God created the heavens and the Earth, and saw that they were totally sweet, and so he continued to make everything awesome.

By The Man Who Describes Things