People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.
Jeopardy host guy: People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics. Jeopardy contestant: WHAT IS TWITTER?! Jeopardy host guy: YOU HAVE FUCKING WON
By foxic_haste
What's on your mug?
The perineum i.e. the part of the body between the twat and the shitter.
My twitter keeps me busy for hours.
By Pixman
The spot between the twat and the shitter.
I slipped out and hit her in the twitter! I was wasted and had permission to enter her shitter and nailed her in the twitter.
By Cheetosfingers
something people are addicted to, because they have no life
Person 1: hey do you use Twitter Person 2: no, because i got a life bitch
By smertieboi 2.0
A social media site well-known for being home to people who attack people for their opinions. Like Reddit, but much worse.
Eren: "I'm gonna post why homophobia is an opinion, and why you shouldn't be attacked for it, on Twitter." Daniel: "WAIT NO YOU'LL GET CANCELLED!" >2 Days later... Eren: "My Twitter account just got suspended..." Daniel: "Ah well, Twitter is Twitter."
By leuma1610