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A snarf can be a guy or girl. It is someone who places their head in the toliet after a female has gone to the bathroom.

That chick didn't flush, so being the snarf that I am, I ran in there and shoved my head in the toliet.

By Dan the Man

The little scraps of paper that are left in the spiral of spiral notebooks after ripping out the paper.

After I ripped out my paper all the snarf fell to the ground.

By SammyJo

To Snarf means to sneeze while throwing up, regardles of which action came first, and causes a massive dispersion that can be very inconvenient in certain situations.

While driving home from the party, i snarfed so hard it covered my windshield.

By jester22151

Snarf; 1. A person who has too much free time on his hands and chooses not to do anything. 2. A person that is annoying you constantly.

Hey, Don't be a snarf, your pissing me off. Dude your such a snarf, go get some friends and do something useful.

By ManyNames101

the best word ever, replaces curse words

I totally just snarfed that hot blonde

By platapus maker