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SIMP

A SIMP is a person that worships the opposite gender, usualy being a guy worshipping a woman, to get their attention and love and calling them stuff like "queen" or "princess" etc. by doing almost anything, most of the time donating a large amount of money. sidenote: a SIMP is not persone in a relationship, a guy having a girlfriend does not mean he is worshipping her which means he is not a simp.

friend1: hey wassup "friend2", sorry i couldnt call you yesterday i was watching this streamer and i donated her 500 dollars and SHE SAID MY NAME!!!!!!! friend2: you are a SIMP

By The next Einstein

Simp

(before 2020) S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008. In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.

So they wrote a song about entering a girl's pants trying to get a nut. And called the song SIMP. They are time travelers and no one can convince me otherwise.

By maple17

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