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a person of great stupidity and annoyance who doesnt get inside jokes

A person is a wanker if they are a boob.

By the cleevage and the titty

A person who is addicted to playing themselves.

John is a wanker.

By joosy poosy

One who excessively masterbates... there lives are no more then the dream of going home and wacking off to an imaginery image of a dream girl they will never have...

also see Brian M.

By Capt Penguin n Capt Duckie

The british equivalent of the American term, jerkoff. Used to describe annoying, generally unpleasant people.

American: Get away from me, jerkoff! Briton: Bugger off, wanker!

By FoxWing

He who wanks off.

Joe is such a wanker. Looking at those pictures of Britany Spheres... Dirty Joe.

By Theo Gifford