What's on your mug?

When your spooning with a boner.

Hey Ethan, were you and that girl sporking?

By NoLockOnTheDoor

Someone who’s indecisive and immensely lost in their identity, also very weak-minded because I’ve never seen a metal spork that’s covered in 24k gold, always gotta be plastic 🤢

-“Hey who invited the spork to the sleepover?” -“Ew gross it wasn’t me”

By h3ck3rman

Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)

"Hey do you know who spork is?" "spork? They're one of the most easy going people ever!"

By baby.augustslollipop

Southern United States resident who happens to lick and suck on eggs.

1: hey look at that girl with the face 2: she looks like a spork

By Lmaozoesaspork

(noun) The most uselss utensil of all. Best use for worship. (verb) Jab one with a spork.

Mmmmmm spork those naughty kids

By rat, but this time smarter