1. (adjective) used to describe someone who has pissed you off. 2. (noun) A type of formalwear worn on the buttox of a man or women during sex. )see also top hat) 3. Martha Stewart after and before her prison break.
1. Merv is such an asshat! He sunk my yacht with a stick of dynamite! 2. Alex put on his asshat as he was mounting Gary for the first time. 3. Martha sold her IMCLONE stock and she went to jail. The asshat then proceeded to break out.
By Raccooninabox
when someone talks out their ass so much they might as well wear it as a hat.
'that kid is such an asshat. do you believe what he just said?" 'anyone who thinks marriage should be outlawed is such an asshat'
By Michael Simon
One whose degenerate behavior warrants the removal of their ass and it's transplantation to the top of their cranium. Not to be confused with an assclown.
Ursula: Dude, Yakoff is being such an asshat Bluttocks: You mean he needs his ass moved to the top of his head? Ursula: That is what an asshat is
By Q Nasty
A silly or foolish person, that sometimes says contradictory things.
John- Stew my head is big but also small Stew- John shut up you asshat!
By Zack M
Some who acts foolish with no intent.
Todd's an Asshat he bathed his cat in the sink again.
By Ethan Hawley